Lawak Merapu!

Ayat 1

Daughter: Hey mum i'm going to my room with my boyfriend.

Mum: Okay don't do anything stupid.

*.Gf & Bf go into bedroom.*

Daughter screams: Baby, baby, baby ohh!

*.Mum runs into her room.*

Mum: What are you doing!?!?!?!?

Daughter: Mum were having sex, get out!

Mum: Oh thank god i thought you were listening to justin bieber.

Ayat 2

Teacher: Where's your homework?

Girl: Um... (looks to boyfriend for help)

Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.

Girl: (whispers) What are you doing?

(he smiled & winked at her)

Teacher: What?

Boy: It was my fault.

Teacher: How so?

Boy: I walked her to school today

& offered to carry her books.

Teacher: So where's her homework?

Boy: I dropped it.

Teacher: Why?

Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren't the best teacher ever.

(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)

Teacher: I'll give you one more day

to get it finished.

Ayat 3
Lost your pen = no pen
No pen = no notes
No notes = no study
No study = Fail
Fail = no diploma
No diploma = no work
No work = no money
No money = no food
No food = skinny
Skinny = ugly
Ugly = no love
No love = no marriage
No marriage = no children
No children = alone
Alone = depression
Depression = sickness
Sickness = death

Lesson: Don't lose your pen, you will die